KLUB VERBOTEN

EUROPE'S MOST CONTEMPORARY FETISH + BDSM CLUB

THIS INBOX IS NOT MONITORED

╳ HELLO BERLIN
Liebe perverse Berliner. Wir sind Klub Verboten, ein moderner BDSM und Fetisch Klub mit Ost-Deutschen Wurzeln, welcher nach vielen Jahren in London nun auch frisch geschmiert in den Heimathafen eindringt. Egal ob ihr zum erstem mal eure Fühler in den Fetisch Pool steckt oder ob ihr schon erfahrene Freischwimmer mit Seepferdchen Abzeichen seit welche schon (alllllles) wissen, ist es wichtig dass ihr ein paar Dinge über Klub verboten bevor wir zum ersten Mal mit euch rum schmusen. Verboten hat einen strengen Dresscode um Latex, PVC, Leders, usw. - Baumwolle, Jeans, Streetwear, usw. Geht gar nicht. Also flott zum lokalen Gummi laden. Mehr Details gibt‘s hier. Flächen massig geht es bei Verboten mehr um Play als Rave, wir erwarten daher von euch, dass ihr unsere Play / Klub regeln kennt und fragen euch gegebenen falls danach. Bitte nehmt euch etwas Zeit diese in eure Datenbank einzuspeisen. Play is okay x GHB is not: wir entwickeln jeden Aspekt von der Tür bis zur eventuellen multi-penetrativen wichs-pyramide ehrgeizig. Verboten als raum erlaubt ein kollektives versinken in tiefer Durchdringung, eine kontemplative und herausfordernde Aufmerksamkeit gegen nine-to-five-langeweile. Keine Themen erforderlich, keine Zorromaske nötig, kein falsches Ego erwünscht. GHB Leichen gehen gar nicht klar.

╳ ABOUT KLUB VERBOTEN
Klub Verboten launched in 2016 and is a provider of contemporary pro-pervert spaces. A community bound by modern human interaction. A grassroots movement matured into tens of thousands of caring kinksters. Dedicated to the spatial, sonic and visual understanding of future BDSM / fetish practises and culture, we set the gold standard in safeguarding. Stagnant-prescribed erotic orthodoxies are no longer. Ditch your s3x-corp dating app. Leave the nuclear warfare GHB at home. Play is okay.

╳ MEMBERSHIP
Our spaces are laboratories for modern BDSM + Fetish culture. Thus, safeguarding is at the core of everything we do to enable freedoms and complexities of play that sadly do not often find understanding in the world outside these walls. Klub Verboten Members are the most caring and perverted people around; in return, members benefit from the following goodies:

+ FAST TRACK QUEUE
+ NO DOOR VETTING
+ MEMBERS ONLY PLAY SPACE (LDN)
+ ADMISSION TO MEMBERS + FRIENDS EVENTS
+ % EARLY BIRD TICKETS (BER + LDN)
+ % TICKETS FOR TEARS FOR BEERS
+ ACCESS TO THE NUDES GALLERY

╳ HOW TO GET IN
Everyone is subject to a vetting procedure at some stage to ensure relative safety + ultraperverions. There are three routes to attend our main event in London + Berlin:

I. [BECOME A MEMBER ONLINE]
II. [GET VETTED IN PERSON AT OUR SOCIAL EVENT TEARS FOR BEERS]
III. [BUY A TICKET + GET VETTED EACH TIME YOU ENTER THE MAIN EVENT*]

╳ THE KV SAFEGUARDING TEAM - EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST HIGH VIS
Hello Berliners. We know you got awareness, but we chose to provide a highly skilled and super hot safeguarding team instead. How it feels to know that a professional p3rvert is protecting you from all unwanted tentacles whilst you are in subspace can be witnessed only at Klub Verboten. Their blue beret hat and logo harness allow you to spot a safeguard easily if you ever need lube, condoms or a fuck1ng machine operator. But don't worry; searching for them is unnecessary as we provided sufficient numbers. So they are always only a double-ender-d1ldo length away from the action. These super cute, ultra pervy and super professional human beings represent the only entity of its kind that is fully trained and accredited through: Galop x Safer Sounds x The Good Night Out x The Women's Night Safety Charter x Wave. We are not just there for when things slide like a trained & well lubricated butthole, but we are working preventively to stop perpetrators from getting a chance to display stupidities. Over the last years we have voluntarily up-skilled over 50x people, looked after tens of thousands of kinksters and changed the narrative of playspace safeguarding.

╳ DRESS CODE
Klub verboten is a fetish club with a strict dress code policy. Please don't assume us or our dress code, instead follow the guideline below. If you are inexperienced or new to this space please stick to these: latex, rubber, pvc, leather. Your outfit does not need to be expensive; authentic expression is key. If your outfit is not verboten enough, we cannot let you enter. Safeguarding our cummunity is paramount; therefore, we may refuse entry to anyone whose outfit communicates a lack of understanding required to navigate these spaces.

╳ KLUB RULES

I. UNDERSTAND DRESS CODE
KLUB VERBOTEN HAS A STRICT DRESS CODE AROUND LATEX, RUBBER, PVC AND LEATHER. IF YOU’RE INEXPERIENCED, STICK TO THESE. SAFEGUARDING OUR CUMMUNITY IS PARAMOUNT; THEREFORE, WE MAY REFUSE ENTRY TO ANYONE WHOSE OUTFIT COMMUNICATES A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING REQUIRED TO NAVIGATE THESE SPACES OR JUST ISN’T VERBOTEN ENOUGH.

II. GAIN + MAINTAIN CONSENT
"NO" MEANS "NO"." MAYBE" MEANS "NO". CONSENT IS AT THE CORE OF RESPECT, WELLBEING AND SAFETY. IT IS NOT A GIVEN AND CAN BE WITHDRAWN AT ANY POINT DURING AN INTERACTION. IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS A MUST TO ASK FOR EXPLICIT PERMISSION PRIOR TO ANY FORM OF HUMAN CONTACT - THIS SPACE IS NOT FOR YOU. PLEASE FLAG ANYONE YOU FIND IN BREACH OF THIS RULE IMMEDIATELY WITH THE SAFEGUARDING TEAM.

III. DO NOT TOUCH US
DO NOT TOUCH ANYONE WITHOUT EXPLICIT PERMISSION. JUST DO NOT. WE KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON UNWANTED FEELERS. IF YOU GET FLAGGED OR CAUGHT, YOU WILL BE BANNED.

IV. DO NOT INTERRUPT PLAY
​​​​PLAYROOMS ARE NOT APPROPRIATE SPACES TO BEGIN A CONVERSATION. INDEED THEY ARE SPACES TO DEEPEN HUMAN INTERACTIONS AFTER AN IN-DEPTH NEGOTIATION HAS TAKEN PLACE. PUBLIC PLAY DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU ARE ENTITLED TO JOIN. PLAYSPACE IS PERSONAL SPACE. ACKNOWLEDGE PEOPLE’S PERSONAL SPACE AND BOUNDARIES AT ALL TIMES. IF ANY UNWANTED ASTEROID ENTERS YOUR ORBIT (PHYSICALLY OR SONICALLY), CALL THE SAFEGUARDING TEAM IMMEDIATELY TO HAVE THEM NUKED.

V. DO NOT SOLO-WANK
WHILST BEING VOYEURISTIC IS A LEGITIMATE KINK, PRACTICING NON-CONSENSUAL SELF-LOVE WHILE WATCHING IS JUST WRONG. AT A BUSY EVENT, WE CAN ONLY ASSUME IT IS AIMED AT SOMEONE AND WITHOUT THEIR PRIOR CONSENT; THEREFORE, IT IS A NON-CONSENSUAL SEX ACT. IF ANY UNWANTED VIBRATION OCCURS, REST ASSURED IT’S NOT AN EARTHQUAKE. CALL THE SAFEGUARDING TEAM IMMEDIATELY TO HAVE THE HUMAN VIBRATOR DISLODGED.

VI. DO NOT PRESSURE
AGGRESSIVE, COERCIVE, DISRESPECTFUL OR MANIPULATIVE COMMUNICATION, VERBAL OR NON-VERBAL, IS NOT TOLERATED IN ANY FORM. LANGUAGE INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: “IT WILL BE FUN”; “AW COME ON..” IS AN ABSOLUTE NO-GO. DO NOT PUSH OTHERS INTO ANY FORM OF INTERACTION, OR YOU WILL BE BANNED.

VII. DO NOT DATING APP
AS A PHYSICAL SPACE, WE CANNOT MONITOR EVERY VERBAL EXPRESSION THAT OCCURS. STILL, WE DO NOT TOLERATE PICKUP ARTISTS, CHEAP CHAT-UP LINES, TOXIC MASCULINITY, REPETITIVE NUISANCES, COPY AND PASTING NOR AGGRESSIVE CRUISERS AND SO ON AND SO FORTH. WE SUPPORT THE SILENT ONES, THE ONES WHO ARE HUMBLE, THE FEW WHO DO NOT TALK NONSENSE OR DRIVE SECOND AGENDAS AND THE ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS THE IMPORTANCE OF HONEST HUMAN INTERACTION. IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU ARE UNABLE TO UPHOLD THE CHARACTERISTICS OF UTMOST HUMAN DECENCY WHEN OPENING A DIALOGUE - THEN SIMPLY DO NOT. IF YOU FEEL SUBJECTED TO VERBAL GULASCH, FLAG THIS WITH THE SAFEGUARDING TEAM INSTANTLY TO HAVE THE HACKER REMOVED.

VIII. DO NOT BE IGNORANT
DO NOT BE RACIST. DO NOT BE HOMOPHOBIC. DO NOT BE TRANSPHOBIC. DO NOT DISCRIMINATE BY BODY TYPE. DO NOT ABUSE PLAY DYNAMICS. DO NOT ASSUME ANYONE'S GENDER. DO NOT ABUSE POWER. DO NOT BE CLASSIST. DO NOT MANIPULATE. DO NOT KINK SHAME. DO NOT FETISHIZE ANYONE AROUND THEIR HUMAN ATTRIBUTES. DO NOT BE SELF-ENTITLED. JUST DON’T BE A DICK.
PHOBIC ATTITUDES TOWARDS IDENTITY, RACE, GENDER, ORIENTATION AND/OR BODY TYPES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. EVER. IF YOU FEEL EXPOSED TO ANY FORM OF IGNORANT OR DISMISSIVE BEHAVIOUR, FLAG IT IMMEDIATELY WITH THE SAFEGUARDING TEAM DURING THE NIGHT.

IX. DO NOT CHEMSEX
DO NOT OVER-INTOXICATE. IF YOU BECOME INCAPABLE OF MAKING CONSCIOUS DECISIONS, WE WILL NEED TO STORE YOUR BODY IN THE MEDICAL ROOM UNTIL IT IS SAFE TO SEND YOU HOME. OVER-INTOXICATION TAKES AWAY A LOT OF INTELLIGENCE REQUIRED TO NAVIGATE OUR CUMMUNITY. BY OVERINDULGING YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE POSITIVE HUMAN INTERACTIONS AROUND AND IT MAY BECOME DIFFICULT TO DIAL DOWN. WE DO NOT JUDGE. HOWEVER, WE DO DEEPLY CARE AND FEEL THERE IS MORE TO GAIN IN OUR SPACES THAN A LONG-LASTING HEADACHE.

X. DO NOT ABUSE US
COMMUNITY SHOOTS BOTH WAYS. IT’S AN INWARDS AND OUTWARDS VIBRATING THING. WE DEEPLY CARE ABOUT YOUR WELLBEING AND SAFETY. STILL WE DO NOT TOLERATE ANY FORM OF ABUSE OR HARASSMENT TOWARDS OUR STAFF, KREW AND ARTISTS, WHETHER WE ENCOUNTER YOU IN PERSON OR DIGITALLY.

XI. NO PHOTOS. NO VIDEOS.
NO PHOTOS. NO VIDEOS. NO SOUND RECORDINGS. NONE OF THESE ARE PERMITTED AT ANY TIME. ANY PHONE USE WILL FORCE THE VERBOTEN KREW TO APPROACH YOU IMMEDIATELY AND POTENTIALLY REMOVE YOU FROM THE EVENT. IF YOU SPOT AN APPARENT HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR, FLAG THEM IMMEDIATELY.

XII. DO FLAG + SUPPORT
FLAG ANYTHING THAT FEELS NOT 100% RIGHT AND REPORT IT TO THE VERBOTEN KREW IMMEDIATELY. BY DOING SO, YOU SUPPORT OUR MISSION IN PREVENTIVE SAFEGUARDING OF THE CUMMUNITY AROUND YOU. EVEN IF YOU FEEL YOU CAN BRUSH ANY UNWANTED INTERACTION OFF - BY FLAGGING IT IMMEDIATELY - YOU SHOW SOLIDARITY AND PREVENT OTHERS FROM BEING EXPOSED TO LORD DICKHEAD IN THE FUTURE. APPROACH THE SAFEGUARDING TEAM DISCRETELY OR SHOUT OUR UNIVERSAL SAFEWORD PINEAPPLE FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR. - EITHER WAY, WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BACK.

XIII. SUPPORT INTEGRITY
BY ATTENDING KLUB VERBOTEN EVENTS, YOU AGREE NOT TO PERSONALLY PUBLISH AND/OR SELL FOR PUBLICATION OR COMMERCIAL PURPOSES ANY INFORMATION RELATING TO THE MEMBERS, ATTENDEES, STAFF AND/OR GOINGS-ON AT ANY EVENT WITHOUT THE EXPLICIT WRITTEN CONSENT OF KLUB VERBOTEN.

XIV. ACKNOWLEDGE RISKS
OUR KLUB RULES AND SAFEGUARDING TEAM AIM TO STRIKE AS PREVENTIVELY AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE AND THUS MITIGATE RISKS TO CREATE A SAFER ENVIRONMENT. NEVERTHELESS, ALL ACCOUNTABILITY REMAINS WITH EVERY INDIVIDUAL AND IT NEEDS TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED THAT BESIDES ALL OUR EFFORTS RISKS REMAIN.

XV. LET YOUR BODY LEARN
IF YOU IGNORED READING UNTIL HERE, THIS SPACE IS NOT FOR YOU.