Making your own sex toys the lazy way: Grab a cucumber, a corncob or a banana, wash it thoroughly, put a condom over it and off you go. With our DIY-ideas, we want to show you that you could also try something a little more elaborate even if you don’t have a diploma in handicrafts.
DIY #1: The waterbed-masturbator
To make a waterbed-masturbator, you’ll need:
- a plastic bag (ziploc freezer bags are the best)
- duct tape
- water (preferably lukewarm)
- lubricant gel
- optional: a rubber or hair band
Step 1: Fill the plastic bag halfway with warm water. Close the open end with the zipper or the rubber/hair band. Make sure the bag is closed tightly and that there isn’t too much air trapped inside!
Step 2: Place the bag on a flat surface and fold it like a book.
Step 3: Tape the bag together on the long side with enough duct tape. The end opposite the rubber closure may not be taped shut, because this is where you put in the lube and your penis. Et voilà, now you can play Sexcalibur!
DIY #2: The chips can masturbator "Once you pop, you can't stop"
To make a pocket pussy out of a chips can, you’ll need:
- a can of chips (crisps) such as Pringles
- 6 rectangular sponges
- disposable glove
- optional: a rubber/hair band
- lube
Step 1: Before the actual handicraft, you need to eat the chips. Thoroughly remove all remaining crumbs from the can afterwards and off we go!
Step 2: Take three sponges and set them up in a triangle. If the sponges have two different sides, put the softer ones inside! Now push this structure to the bottom of the chips can. Repeat with the three other sponges. This prevents slipping during vigorous use, so popping the can won’t end in an unpleasant way.
Step 3: Insert the disposable glove into the opening (fingers first). Allow the open end of the disposable glove to protrude slightly from the top and pull the rubber end over the edges of the can. You can also make your pocket pussy even sturdier if you secure the glove end with an additional rubber or hair band. Now put some lubricant into the opening and you are ready to pop!
Extra tip:
If you poke one or two small holes into the bottom of the can, the pressure that builds up during use can escape. This makes your pocket pussy even more fun!
What makes DIYing sex toys so fascinating?
"Necessity is the mother of invention, particularly in a state of emergency!" This clever quote suggests the quintessential reason for crafting sex toys: It's about making something which helps channel one's own desire out of the simplest basic materials and with just a few easy steps.
But why craft sex toys if you could buy them just as well? Not everyone dares to enter a sex shop and many people are unsure whether an online purchase will really arrive in an absolutely inconspicuous package. Last but not least: An original masturbator (such as a "Fleshlight") is much more expensive than an improvised DIYed one.
Additionally, for crafters, the journey is the reward, as inventing, trying out, rethinking, trying again and perfecting sex toys can come with a lot of exciting anticipation: What will you be able to do with the final product? Will the toy serve its purpose...?
And then, finally, you hold your self-made gadget in your hands and put it to use. You reward yourself for all the hard work by pleasuring yourself. In a nutshell: Making your own sex toys is a lot of fun!
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